Tuesday, October 17, 2006

I've failed you.

Devotees of me,

I have failed you. Since I'm very busy and important, I was away from the TV during last night's episode. Kansas City is simply too fabulous to allow me to watch my reason for living.

I've been seriously depressed all day--but my spirits were lifted after hearing of Erica the "Socialite's" breakdown after being dissed my Prince Jersey.

I promise next week's update will change your life. Until then, feel free to hate me.

Mike

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