What: The source of all happiness and joy in this world, The Bachelor on ABC.
When: April 2, 2007, 9:30pm
Why: Because you're obsessed with me and my writing and witty prowess. Oh, and you're obsessed with this train wreck of a show.
Tune in. April 2. I'll be there, along with five bottles of wine. I have recently re-organized my estate to optimize my TV-viewing capabilities...and since I'm an expert in Feng Shui, I believe this re-organization has also optimized the energy of my estate which will, in turn, greatly enhance my already-amazing blogging skills.
Check out the hot doctor here. http://abc.go.com/primetime/bachelor/teaser2.html?primetime=true
He's actually a "Duke-ter." Gotta love those sexy Blue Devils...
Off to pee my pants with excitement.
Mike
