I did NOT watch the show last night. I'm totally showing ABC that I mean business. This could result in my position as a Reality Consultant for ABC being rescinded, but at this point it's worth it. I cannot waste away to disastrous television.
Instead of watching "The Bachelor" last night, I did what I do best: I drank. First, I had a fabulous happy hour. There's nothing better than three, three-dollar beers with an old friend. Well, I guess seven three-dollar beers would have been better. Second, I had an amazing dinner and drinks with a friend from down home at Duke. Then I went to bed early, and slept great because I was drunk. Okay I wasn't really drunk, but I should have been. And I'm drinking more tonight. And don't even get me started on Friday. Wait, do I have a problem?
I need a show to blog about for the time being. Or should I just blog about myself? I mean, is there anyone more interesting? Wait, don't answer.
Um, hi Ian. I miss you. When are you officially dumping Meredith and moving into my cozy apt?
