Thursday, August 09, 2007

And the new bachelor? Texas McDrunky!


Just 2.5 months ago, our beloved Andy and Tessa embarked upon their lives together (what, no break-up yet?), and ABC has already announced Bachelor Version 82.




No need to read the lengthy bio on the ABC page, though. I've summarized it below.


A 34-year-old, bar-owning college dropout who owns four bars and wears ill-fitting blazers (see blazer above, and the classy microsuede number on the ABC site)! Basically, he's a dream. If your dream involves a life in a suburban Texas trailer park...


Until September 24,


Mike

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