http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20051896,00.html
It's official people, our beloved couple has ended their engagement. Tessa and Andy are done.
Off to drink away my sorrows...
Wednesday, August 15, 2007
Thursday, August 09, 2007
And the new bachelor? Texas McDrunky!
Just 2.5 months ago, our beloved Andy and Tessa embarked upon their lives together (what, no break-up yet?), and ABC has already announced Bachelor Version 82.
No need to read the lengthy bio on the ABC page, though. I've summarized it below.
A 34-year-old, bar-owning college dropout who owns four bars and wears ill-fitting blazers (see blazer above, and the classy microsuede number on the ABC site)! Basically, he's a dream. If your dream involves a life in a suburban Texas trailer park...
Until September 24,
Mike
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